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歡迎來到一場毫不留情(真的)的測驗。如果你得分低於 60%(即 40 題中答對少於 24 題),恭喜你:正式證明你對這個世界來說太純潔了。這項測試完全關於黑幽默 —— 那種讓你一邊大笑,一邊默默質疑自己靈魂的幽默。我們選取了網路上流傳最廣、最主流的 40 個黑幽默笑話,並將其轉化為多選填空題。每道題會提供一個鋪陳或一個扭曲笑話的開頭,請從四個選項中選出正確的笑話梗。每答對一題得一分。黑幽默不適合膽小者;它從死亡、不幸、錯誤決定和人生的殘酷諷刺中尋找喜劇感。但如果你能答對大部分題目,你可能正屬於我們這群身處陰影之中的人。準備好測試你的幽默感到底有多扭曲了嗎?讓我們開始吧。
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歡迎來到一場毫不留情(真的)的測驗。如果你得分低於 60%(即 40 題中答對少於 24 題),恭喜你:正式證明你對這個世界來說太純潔了。這項測試完全關於黑幽默 —— 那種讓你一邊大笑,一邊默默質疑自己靈魂的幽默。我們選取了網路上流傳最廣、最主流的 40 個黑幽默笑話,並將其轉化為多選填空題。每道題會提供一個鋪陳或一個扭曲笑話的開頭,請從四個選項中選出正確的笑話梗。每答對一題得一分。黑幽默不適合膽小者;它從死亡、不幸、錯誤決定和人生的殘酷諷刺中尋找喜劇感。但如果你能答對大部分題目,你可能正屬於我們這群身處陰影之中的人。準備好測試你的幽默感到底有多扭曲了嗎?讓我們開始吧。